: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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