if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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