how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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