your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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