Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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