if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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