I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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