So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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