i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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