I want to stick my p in your. b.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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