Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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