i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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