I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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