Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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