According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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