Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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