a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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