I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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