Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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