his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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