She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize