I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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