if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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