Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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