Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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