I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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