I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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