No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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