problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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