My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
