This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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