I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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