I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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