If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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