Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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