I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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