everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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