i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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