Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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