On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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