I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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