We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
