If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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