sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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