thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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