I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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