Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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