Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize