have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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