What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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