he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
lol hangovers are for mortals.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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