Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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