Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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