She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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