i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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